I was Miller's apprentice when he worked as a spy for the Russian government, but after that article got published about him, we both had to go undercover and wait for it to blow over. It has never blown over...

I didn't get my badazzled Editor in Chief chair. I will be starting a petition to get one, so please sign and help a world conqueror in the making.

I use "snickerdoodle" as a swear word.

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I dream to be an Olympic swimmer someday. That's why I go fishing every summer, it's not because I want to catch the fish, but because I need to study them. Study the way they slice through the water like celestial torpedoes....

I was raised by lemurs in the depths of the Vietnamese rain forest.  They taught me their ways. If you cross me, I will challenge you to a scaling competition, whoever can climb the tree the fastest wins. And I will win. I will...

My last name may be white, but my soul is as black as the abyss it came from.

I'm a professional con-man. You'll never know if I'm lying or not. You'll never know if I'm the reason your wallet went missing, or if you just left it on the counter next to the door again.

I'm actually a world famous BMX biker. But ya know I gotta get my ed-u-ma-cation so I can be better than everyone else.

Copy, Paste.

It's HOGAN. Not Hooligan.

I have many names- Ruffian. Hooligan. Stealer of Hearts. But my mom calls me ISwearYouGetThisFromYourFather.

*INSERT SHREK MEME HERE*

I dream of french toast. Sometimes world domination. But mostly french toast.

My tie is cooler than yours.

I'm a grilled cheese sandwich. Or I'm not. Oh, a plain grilled cheese sandwich is fine. I hate when people ruin them by adding garlic.

My name is Seth. You'd be surprised to know how often I get mistaken for Sid the Sloth.

I stare at the mirror a lot. Not because I'm vain, but because I know it's a portal to another dimension. I know their secrets. Bacon. Bacon. BACON! and Hunter.

My horse is named bullseye. He likes interacting with Little Bo Peep. My horse is animated, but don't tell him - he doesn't know. The whole world will be animated soon. You'll all see, I promise.

I am Groot. Not to be confused with Gru.

I hide all my darkest secrets in my hair. I'm related to Sampson from the Bible. I will NEVER cut my hair. Never. If you don't like this tell it to my hair and it will be stored forever. FOREVER. -Miller

I once had a dream I was the great grandchild of George Eastman (if you don't know who this is, don't worry about it). I woke up and realized it wasn't a dream. I am a world-renowned photographer and artist extraordinaire. Did...

My name is Tate Archibald and I am a sophomore. I like skiing, rock climbing, skateboarding, mountain biking, and really any sport that can get me hurt.

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I am Lillie, you can call me LJ. I am a puppy and coke addict ohh and a massive foodie. I'm a good writer I suppose... (sarcasm)

life is what you make it:)

"Life's a climb but the view is great."-Hannah Montana

My name is James Gordon and I am a senior. I like to write and I would like to shed the light on the people around me.

My name is Doug DeVore. I like writing and long walks on the beach.

My name is Christian Weber, I like to collect cd's

My name is Brynlee Beckstrand and I'm a sophomore at Davis. I love to play softball, go shopping and hang out with my friends. :) ...

Hey. I'm Berk. It took me an hour to write this bio.

My name is Ayden Taylor, this is my senior year of high school. When I'm not studying or working, I like to watch movies and write my own stories. I've worked on short stories, screenplays, poetry and more. ...

I go by Bri. Just call me Bri.

My name is Wyatt Baker. I'm a senior, I love the outdoors, and being with my friends and family.   ...

My name is Laine Blaser, I'm a senior. I like listening to music. My favorite band is Beach House.

My names Eli Greenway, I play lacrosse here at Davis and I'm excited to write.

I may not be the biggest guy but maxpreps has my actual height and weight.

My name is Hank Wright I am a senior at Davis high school I have noticed that I never really hated writing essays assigned from school because I enjoy writing and telling stories.

I wrote a personal narrative that got 6 million views on facebook. ...